Every year the faculty and student body at Lighthouse Elementary, in Half Moon Bay, look forward to Halloween. The children and teachers spend the whole month in preparation. The classrooms are decorated in hopes of winning “The Best Halloween Spirit” contest. The month culminates with classroom parties and a costume parade.
The students weren’t the only ones planning a Halloween Party this year. The teachers at the school were to have one as well. Penelope Papadrakakis was determined to make it the best Halloween Party the teachers had ever had. As the new school principal she prided herself on her leadership and organizational skills. She would plan the party to perfection. No detail would be overlooked if she had anything to do with it. She had a sign up list not only for menu items but for the costumes as well. She did not want any duplicate dishes or characters. Miss P., as she was known by students and staff, was a tall woman with an imposing demeanor and booming voice. She had a commanding presence and was the focus of attention whenever she entered a room. Miss P. was a big Star Trek fan and decided this year’s party theme should be all about Star Trek. The teacher’s party was scheduled for the weekend before Halloween so that it did not interfere with all the preparations for the school activities. It was to be held at Miss P.’s house. She had already decided to come as a Betazoid Princess based on the Star Trek character Lwaxanna Troi. She had a lot in common with Lwaxanna. She was looking for the right husband and had her eye on Mr. Dalal, the Vice Principal. It was a case of opposites attract.
Mr. Achanda Dalal, known as Mr. D., was a short, soft-spoken man who had a difficult time enforcing Ms. P.’s many rules with the students. Ms. P. thought Mr. D. would look just adorable if he came to the party as a Cardasian. She had ordered his costume at the same time she did her own. He did not have the heart to tell her he did not see himself as such an aggressive character.
All the staff and administration of Lighthouse Elementary were looking forward to the party. The menu list was full and everyone was busy with their costumes. They would all be surprised by what would transpire the night of the party.
Claude Clovis was a next door neighbor of Miss P. He was well-known in the community and with local law enforcement. Miss P. often said Claude was just a bit eccentric but harmless. Claude was a true believer in everything extraterrestrial. He faithfully listened to late night radio programs about extraterrestrial space ship sightings and abductions of humans by alien beings. He believed sci-fi films, and much of the popular science fiction TV shows, were based on true stories that the government was covering up. He was expecting an invasion of Half Moon Bay any day and was prepared to defend himself. He had his foil head-gear by his side at all times. The local sheriff’s office was used to getting a phone call from Claude at least twice a month to report strange lights in the sky or mysterious crop circles in nearby fields.
Claude was his ever vigilant self the night of Miss P.’s Halloween Party. He was just in the process of completing a reconnoiter of his backyard when he happened to glance over the fence into Miss P.’s yard. He felt it was his duty to keep watch over his neighbors. What Claude saw that night froze him in his tracks. Lined up in Miss P.’s backyard was a whole raiding party of aliens getting ready for a group selfie. As he stood there, with mouth gaping and eyes popping in his night goggles, Miss P.’s miniature chihuahua, dressed as a miniature Klingon, spotted him and made a low snarling noise while showing his little fangs. Claude let out an unearthly shriek and passed out cold on the spot. He woke up with several aliens looking down at him including a Vulcan, a Romulan, and a short sympathetic looking Cardasian. A very tall female who looked like Lwaxanna Troi, but sounded a lot like Miss Papadrakakis, was talking loudly into a cell phone about sending the paramedics. Claude blacked out again and next woke up in the Emergency Room babbling about an alien invasion. The Emergency Room staff decided to keep him overnight for observation. It took Claude several months to get over the shock of that night and he never completely believed Miss P.’s explanation that it was just the teachers dressed in costumes that night.
To avoid any future interruptions of her parties by Claude, Miss Papadrakakas decided she would have to include Claude on her guest list. The next year Claude attended the teacher’s Halloween Party but insisted on monitoring the skies for any suspicious lights. He told Miss P. that aliens could confuse the party goers as fellow extraterrestrials and try to infiltrate. He was very suspicious of the chihuahua dressed as a Ferengi.
This post is my contribution to the WEP Halloween Writer’s Challenge. Featured Image of UFO by Photovision on Pixabay.com. Chihuahua photo by Anthony Kelly on Flickr.
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Right from the start, I was intrigued by your Dickensian cleverness at names — Penelope Papadrakakis — awesome. Loved this story idea. Loved the teachers getting into the act, and enjoyed the Star Wars references, the aliens and of course the little chihuahua (seeing I have one!)
Thanks for taking the time to post for WEP’s Halloween/Constellations challenge, Deborah! Was great having you on board.
Denise 🙂
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Thank You very much, Denise. I had been working on this idea and I am glad I was able to get it completed for WEP. ❤
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Oh what fun. And how nice of Mrs P to invite Claude to future parties.
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Thank You very much. Yes, I think it was a good idea to invite Claude. 🙂
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This was an absolute pleasure to read. Thanks for sharing- takes me back to younger days!
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Thank You so much, Mack. ❤
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Well, I suppose it’s wise of him not to trust a Ferengi.
That was such a fun story. I could easily see that as the Halloween episode of a sitcom!
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Yes, have to watch out for Ferengis. Thanks very much Artman. I am so happy my story turned out as I had hoped it would, that others see it as funny too. 🙂
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You’re very welcome!
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What a fun and wonderful read 🙂 Considering I have never been to even one, this seems to be the frosting of Halloween parties!
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Thank You very much Prajakta. It was quite a party thanks to Claude. I am so happy you like it. ❤
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Such fun and I’m so glad that Claude fainted instead of grabbing for a gun, which could’ve easily happened here. I wish I knew this group of people. I’d love to attend their parties and participate by wearing a crazy costume. Haven’t done something like that in ages. Last time I dressed for Halloween I attended a board meeting with my husband and we were both wearing the “Jason” hockey mask and carrying a butcher knife, Business suits too of course. LOL We are, after all the parents of a son named Jason. 🙂
Great addition tot he WEP Halloween Challenge! Thanks, Deborah!
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I haven’t dressed up in costume in ages either but I am glad my characters are appealing. It would be fun to dress up like that. That must have been quite a board meeting. 😉 Nowadays people might show up like that and not be in costume. Yikes. Thank You very much, Yolanda R ❤
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I was ready for Claude to go all Rambo there for a second. He better learn not to faint as real aliens can’t be beat that way haha Smart of her to invite him now. Better watch those little ankle biters. A fun one.
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Yeah, Claude is all bark and no bite. So it was fun having him faint when, what he thought were, “the real” aliens showed up. Yes, Miss P. likes to be prepared. Thank You very much, Pat. 🙂
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Hi Deborah
I love Star Trek so naturally I liked all the characters. You’re detail of Ms. P was interesting and than Mr. D. and Claude. Poor Claude, it must be torturous to live in fear of abduction.
Nancy
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I love Star Trek too as you could probably tell. Thank You for appreciating my characters. I think Claude wanted to be prepared to defend himself and warn the community. Then when he thought there really could be a group of aliens right next door he freaked out a bit. Maybe his new acquaintance with Miss P will make his life a bit brighter. Thank You, Nancy. 🙂
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LOL. Great story, Deborah.
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Thank you very much, Olga! I am glad you enjoyed it. ❤
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A case of mistaken identities – they must have had good costumes. This was a very pleasant read. I wonder – what the big event at the party was going to be?
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I am not sure if there was going to be a big event but to enjoy themselves. Thanks for commenting and glad you enjoyed my story. 🙂
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This was so much fun! 🙂 so glad Claude got invited and not ostracised…
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Thank You, Nilanjana! I am glad Claude was invited too. It will be good for him to have more friends. 🙂
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This was a really fun story, poor Claude! I’m glad she decided to invite him to future parties 🙂
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Thank You, Laura! I think Penelope is a sensitive person even though it does not always come through and she is pragmatic and really doesn’t want Claude to have a repeat performance in the future. 🙂
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An alien group and selfies? Then there’s the highly suspicious chihuahua! Thanks for the humorous take on Halloween.
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Thanks, Clee! I am very happy to ablige 😀
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A wonderful story, Deborah. So well written. I can really see Miss P and Claude. I’m still smiling at the turn of events. And I also love the photo that really sets the Halloween scene.
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Thanks so much, Ann ❤ I am very touched by your comment. 🙂
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A yard of aliens
house full of goons
a neighbor next door
from fear he swooned
the truth be known from
another planet he came
trying to escape their
blood thirst rage
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Actually I think Claude is from Half Moon Bay. Interesting poem. 🙂
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Interesting take on Halloween, aliens, and mistaken identity. Poor Claude, his big moment came and went and he almost missed it all. Fun story and a great WEP entry.
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Yes Claude almost got his close encounter but not quite. Thank You very much!
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